The consequence clear, I’ve called and I’ve checked it,
The people have gone out their way and they’ve wrecked it!
And no one is quite sure just how far to test it –
The English went out and the voted for Brexit.
Now Sterling has fallen, straight down to the floor,
It may yet fall further, it hasn’t yet landed;
It fell, and it dropped, and it’s falling some more.
It’s unprecedented, no one understands it.
In a final retread
Some have tried to fix it
But they’ve shit the bed!
They’ve gone and they’ve bricked it.
So, the old all went out, and they voted for Brexit.
Now Scotland wants free – a sexy ass Sexit.
Is Czexit or even Hungrexit to follow?
Drink up, for now there will be no tomorrow!